Lurker's Lair

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smells like a new forum lurk

Good. I've started bringing the Witcher story over. I've been replacing the midsize pics with thumbnails (can fit 6 thumbnails in a row. Used to fit 2 mid-size in a row on the old forum but not enough room to do that here. 
I hope the host isn't too picky and will allow nude scense from the sides and the rear. I'll definitely edit out the frontal ones. I've learned I can put in direct links so I can post links to those pics without them showing as an image.

* This moving my stories id going to take a looong time. Wake me up when I'm done lurk *

The important thing is that you're recovering. Just don't push yourself if that's an issue.

I've had the original Animal Crossing and City Folk. I'm probably gonna get New Horizons but I'm not in any rush ATM since I've already got other things to play that I wanna get through.

I'm curious though if they still have those gift codes. For example, in the original, you could use a particular code through Tom Nook to give yourself an instant 30,000 bells, and you could do that up to 3 times per game load. It even says it's from Nintendo Power when he gives you the gift.

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I added a bio on Yennefer that I had not on the old site. So, enjoy some background on her

* Witcher lurk *

Huff. Got my Witcher story fully copied over.

* I need a break lurk *

Wotan wrote:Good. I've started bringing the Witcher story over. I've been replacing the midsize pics with thumbnails (can fit 6 thumbnails in a row. Used to fit 2 mid-size in a row on the old forum but not enough room to do that here. 
I hope the host isn't too picky and will allow nude scense from the sides and the rear. I'll definitely edit out the frontal ones. I've learned I can put in direct links so I can post links to those pics without them showing as an image.

* This moving my stories id going to take a looong time. Wake me up when I'm done lurk *

Wotan, please do not include any nudes!  They are very strict!  I just can't take a chance.

Okay, went back and replaced the pics of Yennefer with links. Perhaps you should take a look and tell me if I should do the same with the pics of Geralt in the bath, but I think that's going a bit too far. You're the boss, though. 

* Sigh lurk *

Fortunately (or boringly? ) I don't use any nudity mods in my own Skyrim game, it's still pure and vanilla.  And also I hadn't progressed very far yet, although I just added two posts in a row in my screenshot thread in the old place. So it will be easy for me to put it up here, once I have the screenshot hosting issue resolved. There's no hurry just yet.

Pierce is gaining strength fast lurk

My Skyrim and FO4 games are vanilla too. The only mods I use really are on TS2 and TS3 because of how I do things in those, and I've been trying to keep it to just a small few in TS3 so I won't have issues with anything.

With the topic of nudity and all in mind, are links okay here and it's just directly showing images that's the problem, or are we also not allowed to link to pornographic content here where everyone can see it either?

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It turns out I'm a day early trying to post screenshots, with the 7-day limit imposed on new members, but I can wait to tomorrow. At least I have an album set up on imgbb, ready to be linked. Nudity may not be the only issue for some sites (like this one or imgbb itself) but also graphic violence, even if it's "cartoon violence" from gameplay like my battlemage chopping a bandit's head off or something. The image host is reviewed by humans so I guess it'll be okay.

so many rules lurk

Well, now when it's convenient for them, when they got a big order, they want me back at work. All this time they haven't bothered checking how I felt, how stressful it can be being isolated like this. 
Hah, they'll have to wait at least until Monay. I need a reasonable amount of time to get my system back in whack -- and its been out of whack for a good two months.

* Moronic collegues at work lurk *

I'm going back on Thursday just for a meeting - all at 1.5 m or more distance of course - but I'll continue to work from home for the time being. It suits me just fine, actually. It's not complete isolation like in some other countries, you can still go out and do stuff, although getting a haircut is not yet one of those things.

hairy lurk

I've decided against bringing all my Conan Exiles stuff over. I've provided a link to my album for all who want to see the old screenshots. I'll be bringing a new story when the time is right - Conan isn't dead yet
This brings me to just having my Skyrim stuff left to bring over -- which is the story that is also the biggest one. It's hours and hours and more hours of work waiting for me.

* I'm so tired lurk *

I dunno what I wanna do for now. I've been feeling lethargic again.

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My screenshot/story thread of Pierce Lacrosse in Skyrim is fully up to date now. I'll put up a link in my thread at the old place to send viewers/readers here.

satisfied lurk

I made some progress in my new playthrough of FO4. I intend to have all the settlements this time through with certain setups.

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I just finished copying over the first 7 pages - out of 22!! - of my Skyrim story. Now is a good time to read or re-read them before I continue adding new stuff. 

* Triring work this copying... zz lurk zz *

I stayed up longer than I meant to. I wanted to get The Castle setup enough so I wouldn't lose my place.

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Saturn Celeste wrote:

Amra wrote:No rush adding new stuff yet! I have one question first: who's Luker? I understand he or she is the host of this Lair but that's about it.

Oh jeesh, me and my typos! 

Sure, but er, you're still gonna keep it this way? Just wondering.

typocal lurk

It's a reference to Rex Luker, archenemy of Uberguy, the last survivor of Planet Cryptid, who lives in disguise as Mark Flint.

Personally I think it's a bit absurd. I mean, have you even seen the Uberguy movies? Cheesy as Hell.

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Done. My Skyrim story was the last thing I wanted to save

* That was a lot of work lurk *

Just made my first post for my new Conan character. Meet Zamira the Zamorian.

* We all start in our birthday suit lurk *

I finished the Minutemen questline for the time being. I did a lot of console manipulation to tweak my settlements and got Old Guns to trigger so I could get the artillery unlocked. It took longer than I anticipated it would, but it's outta the way now.

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Did a new 2-post update on zamira's story, giving you a little background on this Zamorian lady. 

* Now it's time to fill my own belly lurk *

Darkened Angel wrote:Personally I think it's a bit absurd. I mean, have you even seen the Uberguy movies? Cheesy as Hell.

Everything made back in the eighties looks cheesy now, but at the time it was awesome. Nowadays they all take themselves too seriously, except Deadpool. He's still awesome.

dead in the water lurk

I've never been too much into these Marvel heroes thing. I quite like the Hulk series on TV with Lou Ferigno as the Hulk. Can't remember the name of the actor who played the role of bruce Banner - can't forget his face though. 
And when I was a kid, I liked the Tarzan movies with Johny Weissmueller. You know, he was an Olympic champion swimmer. But in Hollywood he eventually grew fatter and they stopped filming him as Tarzan. They made a serie known as Jungle Jim wiyth him, though. Weissmueller died in his home country a poor man. 

* Childhood and youth heroes lurk *